Well, its that time of year again.
Time to finish doing our Christmas shopping, start thinking
about New Years Resolutions, and time to look back on what was, what should
have been, and what could be in the coming year.
As I write this I am feeling a little under the weather. Oh
who am I kidding, I feel like crap okay? My wife and I went to both Disneyland
and California Adventure this past weekend and we apparently picked up some
kind of bug. We just got back from the doctors, hoping to get some anti-biotics
to knock whatever this is down in time for Christmas. Wrong! Turns out that
what we have is a viral infection that has settled in our throats and there is
nothing we can do but wait it out. Ulceritis Pheringitis is the name of this
lovely contagion. In plain English doctor? We have blisters in our throats. So
we may be over this by Christmas, or we could be fighting this until New Years.
So as I sit here fantasizing about French-kissing the little
puke that gave us this little Christmas present, I am thinking about all that
has happened not only in the area of PC Football, but in the world in general.
Ive done this the past couple of years on my own website, so I figured that
it would translate to this column as well.
So as a Christmas gift to all of you I give onto you the
Good, the Bad, and the downright Idiotic:
Good Meeting Bret on Maddenmania.com and discovering that
I was not the only XFL fan left on the face of the planet.
Bad Brets banishment from the MM boards.
Good Being able to find him over at
soapbox-tech.com
Bad The owners of that site being intimidated by David
Branda.
Good Bret creating PCFootball.net
Bad Database troubles early on.
Good The creation of the TotalMadden Instigators.
Bad The near death of the Instigators before a game was
played.
Good The franchise shift of the Instigators to PCFootball
leading to a new uniform scheme and logos.
Bad The attempted theft of the Instigators leading to the
banishment of JoeRam from Maddenmania.
Good Brian over at football-gaming.com for his
affiliation with us early on.
Bad David Branda calling Brian trying to sabotage the
relationship before it even started.
Good Brian has a mind and a will of his own.
Bad -
well, there is no bad there.
Good The influx of posters from
MaddenMania.
Bad Some of them have come here only to start fights
between members so that they could go back to MaddenMania and say "see,
see, all they do is flame each other and talk smack about this site and they
never talk about Madden or football over there."
Good The fact that in recent weeks we here have been
making a concerted effort to clean up our act, clean up the site, and not give
in to the temptation to respond to attacks from the outside or fight amongst
ourselves.
Bad It took the loss of two of our moderators to give us
all the kick in the ass we all needed in order to finally do it.
Good Bret, Nob, Clay, Jaq, yick, tider, Ben, gunzlinger,
Alandawg, Crewe, Croydo, phenom, Raw, skinsfan, and everyone else on these
boards who have not only proven themselves an asset to the world of PC
Football, but to the gaming community in general.
Bad Certain individuals in the gaming community whose
sole purpose is to tear down this site and those associated with it as some
kind of lunatic fringe who have no right to express their opinions whatsoever.
Good The free speech principles these boards were based
on.
Bad People abusing those principles to fulfill their own
selfish agenda.
Good The desire to end the forum wars once and for all by
not taking the bait being thrown at us.
Bad The fact that we swallowed said bait in the first
place.
Idiotic In spite of all our efforts to clean up the site
and end the feud, TrueChiefsFan continues in his attempts to stir the pot.
Really Idiotic TrueChiefsFan posting his picture in the
Soapbox at Maddenmania. Dude, what is up with the eyes?!? Get some sleep for
the love of Christ!
Good The release of Madden2003.
Bad Its supposed to be out when?
Good The gameplay of M2k3 is great out of the box, you
dont need to do much tweaking with the sliders, and all of the classic teams
and all-time teams are available without having to enter in any codes.
Bad No online franchise and the roster editor is
problematic and tedious at best.
Good The patch fixes some of the problems in the game.
Bad the patch fixes some cosmetic problems and doesnt
fix enough of the problems in the roster editor.
Good A 3rd party roster editor is under
development.
Bad The code is so complicated it will be awhile before
we see the finished product.
Good Jeremy Strauser agreeing to give us an interview.
Bad His schedule wont allow for much more.
Good The release of Front Office Football 4, Football
Mogul 2003, and Season Ticket Football 2003.
Bad The less than stellar reviews.
Good The development of Division Rivals, Maximum Football
and Football.net.
Bad Having to wait for their release.
Good Someone finally developed a Utility to make running
an online franchise easier.
Bad Tim over at all-madden.org charged people $20 for it
and then took off with their money.
Idiotic After ripping everybody off, apparently Tim has
re-registered at all-madden under a different name.
Personal feeling The guy should be given the "Pete
Rose" treatment and be banished for life. Not just from all-madden, this
site or MM, but every gaming site on the internet. What he did was a slap in
the face to gamers everywhere, not just Madden players. He is a worthless piece
of crap and we do not need him festering like a lanced boil in our community.
The longer he is allowed to stay, the more foul the air becomes.
Good Someone came up with a utility to make web pages
from you franchise logs for Madden 2003.
Bad I had to get it at MaddenMania, sorry Bret.
Good - PC Gamer does a special report on the state of sports
games for the PC.
Bad - PC Gamer does a special report on the state of sports
games for the PC.
Good The new alignment in the NFL
Bad Indianapolis in the South?
Good The reemergence of Tommy Maddox.
Bad People who think that a stint in the XFL is worse
than turning your ex-wife and her waiter into Pez dispensers.
Good The race in the AFC West brings back memories of the
old AFL.
Bad The play of the St. Louise Rams brings back
nightmares of the early 90s.
Silver Lining At least now there is no possibility that
Georgiaenthal will get her slimy, skanky, gold digging talons on the Vince
Lombardi Trophy.
But Im not bitter.
Good The Shield, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, ER, Will &
Grace, Enterprise and the West Wing.
Bad The cancellation of Farscape.
Good The TV Academy finally showing some sack and giving
a well-deserved Emmy to Michael Chiklis for his portrayal of Vic Mackey.
Bad Yet another snub for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Good The G4TV network. The first network devoted entirely
to gaming.
Bad Waddya mean its not on basic cable?
Good Proof was discovered that Enron and others ripped us
off during the energy crisis.
Bad We still cant get out of the contracts we signed.
Thanks a lot Gov. Davis.
Good Ws leadership in the aftermath of 9/11. OK Ill
admit it. I didnt vote for the guy but he showed some tremendous sack in
dealing with the attacks and the search for Osama.
Bad Speaking of which, Osamas still alive?!?
Good People are agreeing that women will someday be
granted membership at Augusta National Golf Club.
Bad People not realizing that if women force their way
in, then it means that Augusta caved and can be bullied. That will bring every
other special interest group out of the woodwork looking to get their 15
seconds.
Idiotic - The personal war going on between Martha Burke and
Hootie Johnson. Come on you two. This is not doing anything to further the
cause of women who would rather have equal pay, equal treatment in the
workplace and affordable child care then the right to play 18 holes of golf!
Good After 2 ½ years of struggle against the censorship
efforts of the Parents Television Council, wrestling fans around the world can
savor the final victory. Bozo the Censor had to publicly apologize to the fans
of the WWE, WWE stockholders, and to their advertisers as well as pay the WWE
$3.5 million in damages and legal fees.
Bad Phil Mushnick is still around and he now has
problems with Madden apparently.
Thanks Bret, for asking me to come aboard. Posters like
Phenom, Nob, Jaq, Concussion, Croydo, skinsfan, gunzlinger, rollintider, yick,
alandawg and crewe for keeping things interesting. GoChiefs for never letting
us get bored. David Branda for giving me more time to devote to this site and
for giving me something to write about. All the people who have patted me on
the back for previous columns. And a big thanks to a huge influence and a man
who I give a nod to every time I end a column by using his signature line as my
way of saying thank you for helping my eyes to open a little more every day by
taking a good look at what is happening around me thank you Bob Magee.
Well thats about all Ive got for this year.
I hope that everybody has a Merry Christmas and a safe and
Happy New Year.
Until next year